Increase your wet dreams (if you're a man)

Brought to you by Megan Macksey (I AM A GIRL)
Dear Maggie,

I'm sorry, but I guess you didnt recognize me. I should have been clearer. I am GOD. I'm really sorry you're pal is such a pussy.I must have made the ONE sorry mistake in my career as GOD and overlooked that I created a pussy.SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad.

HA!

Maggie,as GOD I do advise you to not hang out with whiny,sad,cunt faced boys.
I promise that I will never make the mistake of creating a boy with nothing to offer but a wet pissed stained blanket and a soft penis again.

I do believe that the princess of swords is in your future as long as you decide to fulfill your cloud dreams and quit hangin with FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!




LOVE
GOD
I love you

PS- This letter is in response to a total bitch. she sux

tour photos

started a flickr account to document the tour. Got a few photos up, more as we go. Just go there and search for jswill63 or jared Swilley. And laugh. Maybe

The Greatest Adventure...Tomorrow!

The first leg of our USA tour starts promptly at ten a.m. when we depart for Chapel Hill North Carolina. I think I've almost finished packing. Let's see what I got. Weapons? check! rad shirts? double check!! passport? you know it! cigs? never leave home without em, record bag filled with bad jams? TOTAL! toothbrush? not a chance! deodorant? c'mon remember who this is now,
Books? bwahahaha!!
So I'm all set to go. We're bringing our good pals Gentlemen Jesse and we are itching to get back out and start chopping it up and gettin back in the mix. So get ready folks, lock up your daughters, send out your virgins and brace yourself for many many nights of reckless abandon and good times. Let's make some babies.
LIVE IT!

we are one

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what the new album is like

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vn5t_julius-marge-cheeks-with-the-knight_music

i really can't figure out how to do this video shit. please help me.
greetings from berlin

Les Defenders

So, as most of you now know we had to get the hell out of India, and find a safe have here in Berlin. It was too bad we couldn't finish the tour, but we're gonna make the best of it, and record an entire new album. It's us and King Khan and BBQ joining forces as the Defenders. We started yesterday at Moon studios, and have already completed 4 songs. Once we're donr we'll be giving the album away for free, and maybe do a limited vinyl pressing.
I guess India wasn't ready, but maybe it was a blessing in disguise because we are gonna make our magnum opus